My Wedding Band: Once upon a time, me and a whore named "Galis", a dirtbag from Finland, got married. Things went rather smoothly at first. i raped him pretty often, and he carried on with his "rituals", and i suppose we could both say we were pretty happy. But one day, in a thread far far away, I walk in to him tenderizing another man. Needless to say, I drugged that ho, took my ring, and burned his stuff. Now, I keep this as a momento....plus, it's made of bronze, so it ain't worth jack anyway.